Year 2010 saw a stiff tiff between all the movies which were competing to be most maddening, frustrating, annoying and irksome movies of the year. Now since they have tried so hard some one ought to give them some award, so here I am giving those movies ‘The Acne’ awards. Because if there is one thing that is most exasperating in this world, then it definitely is acne.

And the award goes to…

‘HISSSteria Award’

Movie: Hisss

Crawling in mud, shedding off dirty snake skin, swallowing up unimaginable stuff… What the hell! Miss Mallika none of this gave us any of your intended chills or thrills, all it gave us was hysteria. So, the HISSSteria award of the year can only go to you.

‘We are Tragedy Award’

Movie: We are Family

The most melodramatic, contrived and tragic movie of the year. I mean yes, there was a time when people loved ‘Hum Aapke hai Kaun’, but you just can’t keep selling tragedy, in name of family drama. Move on guys.

‘Mani gone waste Award’

Movie: Raavan

Pun highly intended. It seems that Mani Ratnam was indeed totally wasted while directing ‘Raavan’. I think that now the real Raavan is definitely waiting for him in hell for showing us such a movie. Any ways all I know is that my money was totally wasted on this highly confusing, useless movie. Hence the award!

‘Joota hi sahi Award’

Movie: Jhootha hi sahi

I swear I would have preferred a ‘Joota’ (shoe) on my head instead of watching this movie. I am still scratching my brain out to figure out why??? Why such a movie, such a story or even such a thought! Sorry John, I love u honey, but you made a very very wrong choice.

‘Veergati, the martyrdom Award’

Movie: Veer

Bad… worse… worst… I really hope that there should have been a 4th degree of verb here to describe this movie better. Salman Khan as a script writer seriously jeopardized every ounce of history knowledge I had. An Indian princess of late 19th century is studying in a Co- Ed college, British treating colonized Indians with ‘sorry and thank you’? God, give me a break. It was indeed sinful on my husband’s part to suggest this movie. For that he is doomed to eternity.

‘The Eggs and Tomatoes Award'

Movie: Action Replayy

The movie keeps on dragging and dragging and dragging… it seems that the only source of entertainment here would have been only if we had carried some rotten eggs and decayed tomatoes with us. But alas we did not, Bah!! Probably such are decries of life.

‘Na Khatta na Meetha Award’

Movie: Khatta Meetha

This movie was neither Khatta nor Meetha on the contrary it was beswaad, basi and totally feeka. The movie was a confused mixture of serious issues like statutory rape, murder, corruption and some comedy that failed to tickle our funny bone. With so many things to say movie completely confused us.

‘Kitezzzzzzzz Award’

Movie: Kites

The super nonsense movie with dumbest debut of the year. It seems Barbra Mori was all talk and no substance, who came to work in Bollywood as a recreational activity. Promoted big time all over the country, Kites strings were cut loose within the 1st week of its release. Watching Kites, we completely lost track of the time, sleeping… ‘zzzzzz’.

‘I hate cliché storys Award’

Movie: I Hate Luv Storys

One movie I just could not wait to end. The chemistry between Imran and Sonam was unshakable, only it looked more like siblings rather than a couple. Oh! How much I used to adore those love stories, but I Hate Luv Storys was full of crap that left me filled with sympathy for Sonam Kapoor. Poor star kid, so much is expected of her, now what will so do after Aisha and I Hate Luv Storys?

'Sheela Ki Badnaami Award’

Movie: Tees Maar Khan

Well the title of the award says it all. Now I think its too early to say anything more about Tees Maar Khan, as most of you must not have seen the movie yet. But here’s a hint- TMK is being given an Acne (which are maddening, frustrating, annoying and irksome) award so… you can guess how the movie would be.